Hipster Receives Lascivious

Hipster Gets Lewd

Lives: Portland, Oregon; Occupation: Housewife & blogger; Age: 29; Born: November 7; Ht: 5’5″; Wt: 121 pounds; Bras: 34B; Panties: Cute boyshorts; Anal: So worthwhile! BJs: Occasionally drink; Diddle: Every night.

“I consider myself a housewife in the fashion of the 1950s but with a twist,” Rosie said us. “I’m not puttering around the house vacuuming and taking care of kids all day. We don’t even have kids! I run a fairly popular blog that reviews bars, restaurants, markets and the local music scene. I drive around from spot to spot and try to go unnoticed. Then he and I meet up at night and savour the perks of other people paying for our enjoyment. It is a hell of a life.”

“My husband and I even have an arrangement. He works at a big advertising firm downtown, so he puts in indeed long hours. We’re the one and the other allowed to have a little something on the side, if you know what I mean. If I’m out at a reveal, or even reviewing a bar, and a woman chaser catches my eye, I am allowed to go out to the car and have some fun. Sometimes I meet nifty studs, but there’re lots of hipsters. Do u have any idea how hard it’s to acquire slender jeans off of a lady-killer in dictate to give him a oral sex? If it takes more than a minute, I’ve changed my mind.”

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