Hipster Vixen

Hipster Honey

Lives: Allentown, Pennsylvania; Occupation: Record store cashier; Age: 23; Born: September 30; Ht: 4’11”; Wt: 98 pounds; Bras: 34C; Panties: Panties; Anal: No; BJs: Drink; Masturbate: Daily!

“There’s some nifty shit coming up in Lehigh Valley compared to just a pair of years ago,” Kylie said us. “But, for the most part, it is still pretty boring. I’ve been thinking about moving to Recent York, Austin or Seattle for a whilst. Apparently they’ve got live music everywhere and kewl bars and shit. But it’s screwing expensive to move, and I don’t know somebody who lives in those areas. So when this maturer lad came into my record store and started talking about how that Lothario ‘loved my look,’ and ‘would love to take photos of me some time,’ I jumped at the opportunity. This ladies man also said me that this chab had a stupendous CD collection as if that was supposed to make me juicy or smth. When I showed up, this chab offered me beer, which was cool. Then he started bragging about his music collection. I could barely hold back my laughter. It was all of this old-white-guy ram. In any case, I was not there to listen to records. I asked him to begin shooting. I was a little nervous about lap dancing in front of a stranger, but I got over it. It was a real rush, having a charmer I’d solely met once see my bumpers and my vagina.”

“My kinkiest sexual rencounter happened after-hours at the record shop. There was this band doing a slight national trip, and they decided to play our shop. The thing is, they did not advertise. They rolled into town for the night and did not have time to put up any posters or everything. So they ended up only having us employees and maybe 3 or four shoppers listening. But we gave ’em beers, and we ended up talking after their set. They all came back to my apartment. We smoked, drank some more and listened to some records. We were feeling great. I can’t remember who I started giving a kiss 1st, I think it was the guitarist, but I ended up making out with all of ’em. One of the boys pulled his jock out, and I started blowing him. One more boy pulled down my jeans and began to bonk me. They took turns letting me engulf them and bonk them. At the end, they all ended up blowing their loads in my slit. It was the utmost night of my life.”

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